Who Am I?

WHO AM I?

My name is Jean Ferrante

I am 54 years old

I have a closet

Full of clothes

That DO NOT fit me

I have a rack

Filled with shoes

That I am afraid to wear

Afraid that

My excess weight

Will break off the heels

Whenever I get dressed up And have to wear pantyhose

It takes

Three – to – five days

To recover

Not only from my thighs

That are completely rubbed raw

But my sore feet, heels, lower back and ankles

I look forward

To my dreams

Each and every night For it is

Only in my dreams

That I am

A thin, confident, sexy, happy, well-dressed woman